The Kinder Surprise Experiment is scientifically conducted by the two physicists and Kinder Surprise Egg lovers Giovanna and Danilo. The purpose of the experiment is to analyze the variety of Kinder Surprise embedded toys and possibly the variance of them when related to geographical location. All results will be published here on an (almost) daily basis.
 

Friday, July 29, 2005

 

Elucidation: The Quarantine

This note has the purpose of explaining why the experimental team in charge of this project deemed it relevant to quarantine the link relating to the purchase of Kinder Surprise Eggs (KSE)

It must be repeated how the objective of the experiment primarily consists of:

  • the showcasing of diminishing level of quality in the toys
    &
  • the quest for the route that will ensure high-grade surprises upon the assembly of KSE toys

With this being the case, it was deemed best to clarify that in no way do we advertise the purchase KSE for pure enjoyment. Our investigation came to life recently, so that any suggestion to you readers as of right now would not be based in facts. We want to stay true to the scientific method, and we will: facts 1st, conclusions at the end.

Please observe all our current findings, and look for more to appear soon.


Disclaimer: any purchase of KSE (and any related products) made by the team is done only for experimental purposes


Saturday, July 23, 2005

 

Prologue to the Foreword

I clearly remember it; as if it was 1 day ago.

On July 23, 2005 I have had my final promille of endurance/tolerance with declining quality of Kinder Surprise Eggs' toys used up. It was then that I contacted my favourite co-experimentista, Giovanna, to jointly conduct an experiment on both sides of the Atlantic - one that would show "if the whole global village is forced to endure this regime of lunacy" (my words exactly) with once so-loved and so-good toys.

Being true scientists, we have thought of a couple other intriguing issues that could be analyzed in parallel with our main objective. As such, we give to you our experimental report in anticipation of better times ahead for all of us who want to keep on being genuinely surprised by the Kinder Surprise Egg contents.