Friday, October 13, 2006
Non-analytical Note => Announcement
Dear inquisitive minds who have stumbled (purposefully or accidentally) onto this location in the realm of webistic excursions of the mind // to be more exact - those of you who care about the issue of current vs. former state of KSE's and are reading this report like some other analytical reports present here:
Note that this will not be and is not an analytical report.
The title indicates as much.
And adds that something will be announced.
That something is the following:
Experimentational Analysis of KS toys has been conducted upon the factor (guideline) of organized randomness so far. In the sense that typically 1 egg per carton was picked and its internal quality assessed.
Such method was qualified as appropriate on the basis that:
a) Kinder Surprise Eggs are produced seasonally; i.e. every year a specific batch is offered
b) Nature of KSE purchases in general is a random choice from the displayed carton
c) Necessity lays in emphasizing how random picking of present-day eggs yields a likely dissatisfaction in comparison to equivalently conducted purchases in the past.
Such procedure will be continued.
Furthermore, and as a conclusion to the previously mentioned abc's, the factor of geographical variance has been chosen as the underlying nature of the project; in order to determine if the changes (past vs. present) are being experienced globally.
So far Italian and Canadian KS eggs were predominantly analyzed.
But the expansion is in the works.
As such, it is my pleasure to announce that:
1. The following countries' offers are already being analyzed in the Kinder Surprise Experiment HQ
2. This set is in the process of acquisition
and finally
3. This a list of countries being negotiated
It is expected and hoped-for that other countries will be added to the list of crucial experimental procedures in KSE HQ.
Thanks to all the research assistants, and best of insights to all the readers.
DtheE
Note that this will not be and is not an analytical report.
The title indicates as much.
And adds that something will be announced.
That something is the following:
Experimentational Analysis of KS toys has been conducted upon the factor (guideline) of organized randomness so far. In the sense that typically 1 egg per carton was picked and its internal quality assessed.
Such method was qualified as appropriate on the basis that:
a) Kinder Surprise Eggs are produced seasonally; i.e. every year a specific batch is offered
b) Nature of KSE purchases in general is a random choice from the displayed carton
c) Necessity lays in emphasizing how random picking of present-day eggs yields a likely dissatisfaction in comparison to equivalently conducted purchases in the past.
Such procedure will be continued.
Furthermore, and as a conclusion to the previously mentioned abc's, the factor of geographical variance has been chosen as the underlying nature of the project; in order to determine if the changes (past vs. present) are being experienced globally.
So far Italian and Canadian KS eggs were predominantly analyzed.
But the expansion is in the works.
As such, it is my pleasure to announce that:
1. The following countries' offers are already being analyzed in the Kinder Surprise Experiment HQ
2. This set is in the process of acquisition
and finally
3. This a list of countries being negotiated
It is expected and hoped-for that other countries will be added to the list of crucial experimental procedures in KSE HQ.
Thanks to all the research assistants, and best of insights to all the readers.
DtheE