Friday, July 29, 2005
Elucidation: The Quarantine
This note has the purpose of explaining why the experimental team in charge of this project deemed it relevant to quarantine the link relating to the purchase of Kinder Surprise Eggs (KSE)
It must be repeated how the objective of the experiment primarily consists of:
- the showcasing of diminishing level of quality in the toys
& - the quest for the route that will ensure high-grade surprises upon the assembly of KSE toys
With this being the case, it was deemed best to clarify that in no way do we advertise the purchase KSE for pure enjoyment. Our investigation came to life recently, so that any suggestion to you readers as of right now would not be based in facts. We want to stay true to the scientific method, and we will: facts 1st, conclusions at the end.
Please observe all our current findings, and look for more to appear soon.
Disclaimer: any purchase of KSE (and any related products) made by the team is done only for experimental purposes
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Prologue to the Foreword
On July 23, 2005 I have had my final promille of endurance/tolerance with declining quality of Kinder Surprise Eggs' toys used up. It was then that I contacted my favourite co-experimentista, Giovanna, to jointly conduct an experiment on both sides of the Atlantic - one that would show "if the whole global village is forced to endure this regime of lunacy" (my words exactly) with once so-loved and so-good toys.
Being true scientists, we have thought of a couple other intriguing issues that could be analyzed in parallel with our main objective. As such, we give to you our experimental report in anticipation of better times ahead for all of us who want to keep on being genuinely surprised by the Kinder Surprise Egg contents.